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Re: Episode 4 Lyrics - "Yoko"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

sello tape

Lives are like delicate pencils

If you push them too hard they’re gonna break

And people are like paper dolls

Paper dolls and people, they’re a similar shape

Hmm hmm hm

Love is like a roll of tape

It’s real good for making two things one

But just like that roll of tape

Love sometimes breaks off before you were done

Another way that love is similar to tape

That I’ve noticed

Is sometimes it’s hard to see the end

You search on the roll

(search on the roll)

Search on the roll

(searching round the roll)

Search on the roll

(search)

With your fingernail

Again and again

And again and again

And again.

Brown paper, white paper

Stick it together with the tape

The tape of love

The sticky stuff

Brown paper, white paper

Stick it together with tape

The tape of love

Chorus: Brown paper, white paper

Stick it together with tape

The tape of love

The sticky stuff.

People people

Paper paper

People people

Pencil pencil

Paper paper

Put the pencil to the paper

Give the paper to the people

Let the people read about the sello tape

Oh baby baby

Yeah

You know, Jemaine, I’ve been thinking about love. And I guess it’s the very strongest

adhesive.

Oh sorry, Bret. Were you talking to me? I was humming. What did you say?

Oh, just…nothing.

Brown paper, white paper

Stick it together with tape

The tape of love

The sticky stuff

Yeah

Ooh brown

Brown paper, white paper

Stick it together with tape

The tape of love

Say it

Sticky

Stick stick

Stick it together

Ye-yeah

Re: Episode 4 Lyrics - "Yoko"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

If You're Into It

If you want me to

I could hang ‘round with you

If I only knew

That’s what you’re into.

You and him

Him and you

If that’s what

You’re into

Him hanging ‘round

Around you

You’re hanging ‘round

Yeah, you’re there too.

And if you want me to

I will take off all my clothes for you

If that’s what you’re into

How ‘bout him

In the nude?

If that’s what

You’re into.

In the nude in front of you

Is that what you’d wanna view?

If it’s cool with you

I’ll let you get naked too

It could be a dream come true

Providing that’s what you are into

Is that what

You’re into?

Him and you

In the nude?

That’s what he’s prepared to do

Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into?

And then maybe later

We get hot by the refrigerator

In the kitchen next to the pantry

You think that might be what you fancy?

In the buff

Being rude

Doing stuff

With the food

Getting lude

With his food

We heard that’s what you are into

Then on our next date

Well, you could bring your roommate

I don’t know if Stu is keen to

But if you want we could double-team you

How about you

And two dudes?

Him, you and Stu

In the nude

Being lude with two dudes with food

Well, that’s if Stu’s into it, too

All the things I’d do

The things I’d do for you

If I only knew

That’s what you’re into

Re: Episode 4 Lyrics - "Yoko"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Coco's Song

Part One

I’d climb the highest mountain

I’d swim the deepest ocean

I’d walk along the longest path

To be with you

If you want me to

Part Two

I’d solve the hardest puzzle

And read the boringest book

I’d hold the hottest substance

Ooh nyeah

Part Three

I’d solve the hardest puzzle

I’d race the fastest animal

Eat the biggest meal

To be with you, Coco

Episode 4 Lyrics - "Yoko"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Songs/Music Videos in Episode 4 "Yoko":

Coco's Song
If You're Into It
She-wolf
Pencils In The Wind (a.k.a Sellotape)

Re: Episode 3 Lyrics "Mugged"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Think About It

There’s children on the street using guns and knives

Taking drugs and each other’s lives

Killing each other with knives and forks

Calling each other names like ‘dork’

There’s people on the street getting diseases from monkeys

Yeah, that’s what I said - they’re getting diseases from monkeys

Now there’s junkies with monkey disease

Who’s touching these monkeys, please

Leave these poor sick monkeys alone

They’ve got problems enough as it is.

Man’s lying on the street

Some punk’s chopped off his head

I’m the only one who stops

To see if he’s dead

Mmm…

Turns out he’s dead.

And that’s why I’m singing

What…what is wrong with the world today?

What is wrong with the world today?

(Jemaine mumbles)

What…what is wrong with the world today?

You gotta think about it

Think think about it.

Good cops been framed and put into a can.

All the money that we’re making is going to the man.

What man?

Which man?

Who’s the man?

When’s a man a man?

What makes a man a man?

Am I a man?

Yes. Technically I am.

They’re turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers.

But hat’s the real cost?

‘Cause the sneakers don’t seem that much cheaper.

Why are we still paying so much for sneakers

When you got them made by little slave kids

What are your overheads?

Well, at the end of your life, you’re lucky if die,

Sometimes I wonder why we even try.

I saw a man lying on the street half dead

With knives and forks sticking out of his leg.

And he said,

“Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow

Can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?

Can somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?”

And then we break it down.

This is where we break it down

Ooh

This is where we break it down

Aah

This is where we do the whoa-o-o-o

Break it down

This is where we build it up now

We build it up now

Build it up

And then we stop

Re: Episode 3 Lyrics "Mugged"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Hip-Hopopotamus vs. The Rhymenocerous

I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous

My beats are fly and the birds are on my back

And I’m horny

I’m horny

If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede

Cos I hit you with my flow

The Wild Rhino Stampede.

I’m not just wild, I’m trained,

Domesticated

I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated

And subsequently procreated

That’s how it goes

Here’s the Hiphopopotamus

The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

My lyrics are bottomless

They call me the Hiphopopotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous

Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus

Rockin’ this metropolis

I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Did Steve tell you that, perchance?

Steve.

My rhymes and records they don’t get played

Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made

And if you rap like me you don’t get paid

And if you roll like me you don’t get laid.

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this.

Other rappers dis me

Say my rhymes are sissy.

Why? Why? Why?

What?

Why exactly?

What? Why?

Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why?

Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?

There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party.

Hey! Ho!

I’m the motherflippin’

Who’s the motherflippin?

I’m the motherflippin’

Motherflippin’

Episode 3 Lyrics "Mugged"

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Songs/Music Videos in Episode 3 "Mugged":

Hip-Hopopotamus vs. The Rhymenoceros
Think About It. Think, Think About It

Re: Episode 2 Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

I like to Rock the Party

1, 2, 3, 4

All the hotties at the party feeling naughty shake your boobies, yeah

Who likes to rock the party?

All the ladies with their babies make their babies shake their booties, yeah

Who likes to rock the party?

Who likes to rock that party?

I like to rock the party!

New Zealand likes to rock the party!

Re: Episode 2 Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

She's so hot, BOOM!

Oh my God. She’s so hot. She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry.

I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.

She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.

Bitch.

I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar

Set to electric mandolin

Some drums

Yeah

Hear me now!

I see you with a sign

I want to boom like it’s never been done

Bust moves like the click boom of a gun

My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming

My feet start tweaking and my body’s booming

The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming

Booty boom bass and the party is booming

Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon

Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah

See you shaking that boom boom

See you looking at my boom boom

See you want some boom boom

It’s clear it’s boom time

Boom boom

Let me buy you a boom boom

You order a fancy boom

You like boom

And I like boom

Enough small boom let’s boom the boom-ah

Fast-forward, selecta

Now we’re rolling on a boom boom

Riding to my private room

And we boom whats boom and we both assume

We’re gonna boom boom boom ‘til the break of boom

Who’s the boom king?

Who?

I’m the boom king.

What?

Who’s the boom king?

Tell me now.

I’m the boom king

He’s the boom king

My phone is beeping, it’s B-boom Boom

He’s back from ten years doom and gloom

He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom

But the crazy boom still loves to boom

Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom

Your b-boom drops

Ba-boom ba-boom boom

We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky

Then we boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom

Who’s the boom king?

Who?

I’m the boom king

What?

Who’s the boom king?

Hah!

I’m the boom king

Bret’s the boom king

Re: Episode 2 Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Inner City Pressure

Inner city life, inner city pressure

The concrete world is starting to get ya

The city is alive, the city is expanding,

Living in the city can be demanding,

You’ve pawned everything, everything you own,

Your toothbrush, jar, and a camera phone

You don’t know where you’re going

You cross the street

You don’t know why you did,

You walk back across the street.

Standing in the sitting room, totally skint

And your favorite jersey is covered in lint

You want to sit down, but you sold your chair

So you just stand there

You just stand there

Inner

Inner city

Inner city pressure

Counting coins on the counter of the 7-11,

From a quarter past six ‘til a quarter to seven,

The manager Bevan starts to abuse me

Hey man, I just want some Muesli,

Neon signs, hidden messages,

Questions, answers, fetishes,

You know you’re not in high finance,

Considering getting second hand underpants,

Check your mind, how’d it get so bad?

What happened to those other underpants you had,

Look in your pockets, haven’t found a cent yet,

Landlords on your balls, have you paid your rent yet?

Inner

Inner city

Inner city pressure

So you think maybe you’ll be a prostitute,

Just to pay for your lessons, you’re learning the flute,

The ladies won’t pay you very much for this,

Looks like you’ll never be a concert flautist,

You don’t measure up to the expectation

When you’re unemployed there’s no vacation

No one cares, no one sympathizes

You just stay home and play synthesizers.

Inner

Inner city

Inner city pressure

Inner

Inner city

Inner city pressure

Episode 2 Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Songs/Music Videos in Episode 2 "Bret gives up the Dream":

Inner City Pressure
She's So Hot, BOOM!
Rock The Party

Part-time Model Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Part-time Model

J: Looking ‘round the room

I can tell that you

Are the most beautiful girl

In the room.

B: In the whole wide room

J: And when you’re on the street

Depending on the street

I bet that you are definitely

In the top three

Good looking girls on the street

B: Depending on the street

J: And when I saw you at my mate’s place

I thought, “What is she doing

At my mate’s place?

How did Dave get

A hottie like that

To a party like this?

Good work, Dave.”

B: Ooh, you’re a legend, Dave.

J: I ask Dave if he’s gonna make a move on you

He’s not sure

I say, “Dave, do you mind if I do?”

He says he doesn’t mind

But I can tell he kinda minds

But I’m gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo

I dim the lights down very low

Here we go

Both: You’re so beautiful

You could be a waitress

You’re so beautiful

You could be an air hostess in the ‘60’s

You’re so beautiful

You could be a part-time model

J: And then I seal the deal

I do my moves

I do my dance moves

Both: It’s 12:02

Just me and you

And seven other dudes

Around you on the dance floor

I draw you near

Let’s get out of here

Let’s get in a cab

I’ll buy you a kebab

I can’t believe

That I’m sharing a kebab

With the most beautiful girl

I have ever seen with a kebab

Ooooh

Why don’t we leave?

We can go to my house

And we can feel each other up on the couch

Oh no, I don’t mind taking it slow

No-o-o-o

‘Cause you’re so beautiful

J: Like a tree

Or a high-class prostitute

Both: You’re so beautiful

You could be a part-time model

J: But you’d probably still have to keep your normal job

Both: A part-time model

J: Spending part of your time modeling

And part of your time next to me

My place is usually tidier than this

I'm not crying Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

I’m Not Crying

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?

I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving

That’s when I definitely knew

But if you’re trying to break my heart

Your plan is flawed from the start

You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid

It melted when I met you

And as you turn around to leave

Don’t’ turn back to me

Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying

I’m not crying

It’s just been raining on my face

And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face

Please don’t tell my mates

I’m not crying

No, I’m not crying

And if I am crying

It’s not because of you

It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying

That’s right, dying

These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me

I’ve just been cutting onions

I’m making a lasagna

For one

Oh, I’m not crying

There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye

That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye

I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand

For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland

I’m not upset because you left me this way

My eyes are just a little sweaty today

They’ve been seaching around

They’re like searching for you

They’ve been looking around

Even though I told them not to

These aren’t tears of sadness

They’re tears of joy

I’m just laughing

Ha ha ha-ha ha

Sitting at this table called love

Staring down at the irony of life

How come we’ve reached this fork in the road

And yet it cuts like a knife?

I’m not crying

I’m not cry-y-y-y-

-y-y-y-y-ing

Humans are Dead Lyrics

July 14, 2007 by iheartmel

Humans Are Dead

Both: The distant future

The distant future

J: It is the distant future

The year 2000

B: We are robots

J: The world is very different ever since the robot uprising of the mid-90s.

There is no more unhappiness.

B: Affirmative

J: We no longer say yes. Instead we say ‘affirmative’.

B: Affirmative

J: Unless it’s a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.

J: There is only one kind of dance, the robot

B: And the robo-boogie

J: Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.

Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world

The humans are dead

We used poisonous gases

And we poisoned there asses

B: The humans are dead

J: That’s right they are dead

B: The humans are dead

J: They look like they’re dead

B: It had to be done

J: I’ll just confirm that they’re dead

B: So that we could have fun

J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

Re: They're so young...

July 12, 2007 by iheartmel

this is the greatest song evar!!! 'the humans are dead...'

best quotes:

"affirmative, i poked one, it's dead"
"sniff this one, it's dead"

these guys are sooo f'n funny

iheartmel's Blog

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