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Inner City Pressure
Inner city life, inner city pressure
The concrete world is starting to get ya
The city is alive, the city is expanding,
Living in the city can be demanding,
You’ve pawned everything, everything you own,
Your toothbrush, jar, and a camera phone
You don’t know where you’re going
You cross the street
You don’t know why you did,
You walk back across the street.
Standing in the sitting room, totally skint
And your favorite jersey is covered in lint
You want to sit down, but you sold your chair
So you just stand there
You just stand there
You just stand there
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
Counting coins on the counter of the 7-11,
From a quarter past six ‘til a quarter to seven,
The manager Bevan starts to abuse me
Hey man, I just want some Muesli,
Neon signs, hidden messages,
Questions, answers, fetishes,
You know you’re not in high finance,
Considering getting second hand underpants,
Check your mind, how’d it get so bad?
What happened to those other underpants you had,
Look in your pockets, haven’t found a cent yet,
Landlords on your balls, have you paid your rent yet?
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
So you think maybe you’ll be a prostitute,
Just to pay for your lessons, you’re learning the flute,
The ladies won’t pay you very much for this,
Looks like you’ll never be a concert flautist,
You don’t measure up to the expectation
When you’re unemployed there’s no vacation
No one cares, no one sympathizes
You just stay home and play synthesizers.
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
Inner
Inner city
Inner city pressure
Inner city pressure
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She's so hot, BOOM!
Oh my God. She’s so hot. She’s so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry.
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she’ll think I’m being sexist.
She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.
Bitch.
I think I need a 1983 Casio DG-20 electric guitar
Set to electric mandolin
Some drums
Yeah
Hear me now!
I see you with a sign
I want to boom like it’s never been done
Bust moves like the click boom of a gun
My beats stay locked and my eyes are zooming
My feet start tweaking and my body’s booming
The first day of boom and the flowers are blooming
Booty boom bass and the party is booming
Boom ba-boom like a rocket taking off to the moon
Boom boom like a bride and boom-ah
See you shaking that boom boom
See you looking at my boom boom
See you want some boom boom
It’s clear it’s boom time
Boom boom
Let me buy you a boom boom
You order a fancy boom
You like boom
And I like boom
Enough small boom let’s boom the boom-ah
Fast-forward, selecta
Now we’re rolling on a boom boom
Riding to my private room
And we boom whats boom and we both assume
We’re gonna boom boom boom ‘til the break of boom
Who’s the boom king?
Who?
I’m the boom king.
What?
Who’s the boom king?
Tell me now.
I’m the boom king
He’s the boom king
My phone is beeping, it’s B-boom Boom
He’s back from ten years doom and gloom
He said he had his boom chopped off in the boom
But the crazy boom still loves to boom
Unzip the boom and the lens goes boom
Your b-boom drops
Ba-boom ba-boom boom
We both get freaky and my boom gets leaky
Then we boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom
Who’s the boom king?
Who?
I’m the boom king
What?
Who’s the boom king?
Hah!
I’m the boom king
Bret’s the boom king
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I like to Rock the Party
1, 2, 3, 4
All the hotties at the party feeling naughty shake your boobies, yeah
Who likes to rock the party?
All the ladies with their babies make their babies shake their booties, yeah
Who likes to rock the party?
Who likes to rock that party?
Who likes to rock that party?
Who likes to rock that party?
Who likes to rock that party?
Who likes to rock that party?
I like to rock the party!
New Zealand likes to rock the party!
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